It seems that there was this Trucker who was offered a huge bonus to deliver a load of desperately needed freight to a distance designation.
He mentally calculates the distance and time of travel and decides that sure he can manage to deliver the freight on time for that huge bonus and makes the agreement to deliver on time.
But soon our hero's truck develops mechanical problems and is delayed for three hours while the mechanic works on his truck, which puts him three hours behind schedule.
He says to himself,” No sweat, I can skip lunch and dinner and with a little breaking of the speed limit I can still deliver on time"
Along about dusk the hunger and fatigue strikes him and he decides that he can make a quick stop at this all-night Diner down the road for a quick cup of coffee and a couple of donuts and a hamburger to go.
He places his order with the waitress who seems friendly and attractive enough. She offers quick service which he appreciates.
While he is enjoying the most excellent coffee and delicious donuts, he espies the cook through the serving window. The cook is huge and fat and wearing a cut off sleeved tee shirt with an undesirable color. He watches the cook take the ground up meat roll it into a ball and mash it flat underneath his arm near the armpit and tosses it one the grill. Soon his to go hamburger arrives and he tells the cute waitress; I'm sorry Dear but I'll not take the hamburger to go because I watched how the cook prepared it!
She replies, "Oh Honey that's nothing, you should have been here earlier when he was making the donuts"!
Subject: Joke of the Day 
Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:04 pm
"This is what I love about America. According to a new report, after people started getting their government stimulus checks in the mail, internet porn sites had a 30% increase. You know what that means? People use their stimulus package to stimulate their packages." --Jay Leno
