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LOL nice one!

ok hemmy pay out my countries education ssystem, i dare ya!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX_dItS1ukI

Subject: Rare Medical
Condition



A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
Section

of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently Wiped
her nose,

then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. Thinking nothing
of it,

the man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman
sneezed

again, took a tissue, wiped her nose,then shuddered violently once
more.

Assuming that the woman had a cold, the man was somewhat curious
about the

shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet
again. As

before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
than

before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man finally turned to
the

woman And said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed

three times,

wiped your nose and then

shuddered violently.


Are you okay?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare

medical condition -- whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man,
although more

than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of
that

condition before,' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'



The woman nodded. 'Pepper.

Gas-saving tip#9: always try to drive downhill.

The dyslexic version: Hit Shappens.


I like to call doctors' offices and ask if THEY'D mind holding.


Morally bankrupt and proud.

Pick one: ___Shit ___Go Blind

Thank God for Spell Chack.

Car thieves: you're not just stealing my car. You're stealing my HOME.

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